where was cousin D?

cousin D was not able to attend cousin J's birthday last week as he had to go to a friends stag party. at first, i didn't want to believe him. but then he showed me the pictures of the stag party and i must say it was one of a kind. i have never been to one of course but the party they prepared for their office mate was really great. they even hired a girl dressed in a lingerie and was wearing platform shoes. nothing naughty happened though according to D. but, i don't believe him!